A friend of mine was mentioning how when it comes to speed her boyfriend always does the opposite of what she asks for. Like if she says "Be Fast" he translates it to "Take all the time in the world" Which I now believe happens to be true for all guys.
My last boyfriend and I enjoyed having sex, just like any young and curious couple would, well maybe alittle more. Anyway we were having sex and I said "Baby you can do anything you want" so he decided that we should have anal, which I'm fine with as long as he's patient and doesn't just go BOOM. He knows that too, since we have that discussion every time something in the anal department comes into conversation. Well my super intelligent boyfriend translated "Baby you can do anything you want" to "Baby if you wanna do anal you can do it fast." Lets just say there was a scream, and not one of pleasure.
Speaking of my super intelligent ex-boyfriend, he brings a lot of good memories, he had this position that he liked to do, which gave me the most intense mind-blowing bone-melting orgasm ever. He'd be inside of me, and my legs were wrapped around his waist, and arms around his neck, we were standing in case you wanted to know, and than instead of a thrust against the wall he'd bend over and bring our heads to the ground and than we'd stand up again. Now don't try hat unless you are absolutely certain you won't fall and cause yourself injury, but if you get a chance to try it please do.
